How big is your RIB?

If you havent got a RIB in Salcombe you arent worth knowing(?!) Everyone has a RIB it's a great indictor of wealth and stature and there's plenty of that in Salcombe.

"The bigger your RIB the": (choose from list)

luckier you are
bigger tosser you are
better public school you went to
bigger poser you are
posher you sound
richer your parents are
bigger your second home is
better looking you are (usually true)
more likley you are to be called Annabelle or Rupert

Please add to the list...